I was reflecting on some lessons I've learned over the years and decided to share them with you in the hopes it will bring a smile and maybe keep you from experiencing some of these unfortunate things. :) Enjoy!!
You shouldn't open the car door and get out while the car is still moving (road rash is painful)
Moms don't appreciate your artwork when it is on their furniture
The suction in mud puddles will hold your boots in, even if you keep moving
Your little sister's diaper is not a good storage spot for gravel (you will get spanked)
If a little boy asks you if you want to see something special - he isn't talking about a toy truck, so say "no!"
Jr. High girls are mean
Bullies will be bullies whether you deserve it or not
Breathing in too much sulfur fumes at Yellowstone can make you sick and it's best if you don't sleep next to someone with long hair
Always stop for very old dogs on one lane, snow-packed roads
Racing bicycles on loose gravel is a bad idea
Trust me, you'll know when you can no longer do carnival rides that go in circles
It's time to take the Tom Selleck poster down when you can't change clothes in your room 'cause he's looking at you
Do not believe your older brother when he tells you he turned off the electric fence
Peas don't taste any better after they've sat there for an hour so you might as well eat them
In college, beware of care packages from unknown sources
At the movie theater, you should note carefully where you were sitting if you have to leave and come back in
At the movie theater, you can't see "watch your step" signs in the dark
Avoid driving on black ice, or walking on it
Always scrape the ice off your back-window before backing up
Orange puke on white carpet leaves a stain
While changing clothes and your mom calls you to the phone, don't assume there is no company in the house
Dare-base can crack your wrist
Jumping on the ice is not a good way to test if it will hold you
Don't tickle people when they are hanging upside down - no matter how tempting it is
"no one will find out" means "DON'T DO IT YOUR GONNA GET IN TROUBLE!"
until next time -
...and the greatest of these is love
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